hot dog dog

i don't want to eat you, i want to pet you (i also want to eat you a little)

classic boston

up here, i'm the one that's gonna pet you.

Post Thanksgiving Pets for a Puppy

here's a puppy i want to pet

Pug Hug

1 hug and 1 petting session stat

disregard the ladies please

i want to pet the dogs, not the ladies.

escalator dog

get off that escalator. they're for people.

don't you walk away from me

you cheeky little guy. i clearly want to pet you.